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• 攝影記者：如果有兩頭牛，你會等鄰居殺掉一頭才拍照
You have two cows. Photojournalists will wait till your neighbour kills one of the cows before they take a picture.
• 街頭攝影師：如果有兩頭牛，他會等生下更牛去填滿空間，加強層次再拍攝
You have two cows. Street photographers will wait till the cows mate and produce more cows to layer the frame before they take a picture.
•婚禮攝影師：如果有兩頭牛，他會在兩頭牛交配之前拍攝
You have two cows. Wedding photographers will take a picture just before the cows mate.
• 沙龍攝影師：如果有兩頭牛，他會等陽光去到牛後面才拍攝（是要取逆光、髮絲光嗎？）
You have two cows. Salon photographers will wait till the sun sets behind the cows before they take a picture.
• 概念攝影師：如果有兩頭牛，他會等牛排泄後拍攝它的排泄物
You have two cows. Conceptual photographers will wait till nature calls and take a picture of the cows’ dung.
• Instagram 攝影師：如果有兩頭牛，他會等鄰居將他們煎做牛排，再拍攝（典形的 Food Porn)
You have two cows. Instagram photographers will wait till your neighbour makes steak from the cow he killed before they take a picture.
•商業攝影師：如果有兩頭牛，但沒有人付錢去拍攝，才懶得理什麼牛不牛的。（這個絕）
You have two cows. Commercial photographers will wait for the budget before they even look at the cows.
•潮流攝影師：如果有兩頭牛，他會建議不如拍兩匹馬，因為牛太胖了！
You have two cows. Fashion photographers will recommend two horses instead because the cows are too fat.
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引用來源：PetaPixel